A Lumberjack, a Eunuch, and a Pope

A Lumberjack, a Eunuch, and a Pope: Each man lives many lives.

William Kensington the Third, a rich and powerful man of privilege, has died without learning the true meaning of life and must plead his case for another chance to discover the meaning of life or be returned to earth as a slug.

MR. KENSINGTON: Clearly you made things too easy for me. I didn’t suffer. I mean don’t you have to suffer in order to gain spiritual knowledge. Tell you what, why don’t you send me back to someplace that doesn’t have the opportunities and advantages of my last life. I could always drive a Ferrari instead of a Lamborghini.

10 Minute Comedy – 1M, 1W, Single Set

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Processing Clerk Division 86 – a no-nonsense bureaucrat
William Kensington the Third – a middle-aged man of wealth and entitlement

SETTING

A Busy and Depressing Waiting Room

TIME

2020

Festivals and Awards

2017 – Short Listed – Short+Sweet Dubai – Dubai, United Arab Emirates
2017 – Short Listed Short+Sweet Sydney – Sydney, Australia
2017 – RCP One Act Play Festival – Southfield, Michigan, USA
2017 – Studio 33 Theatre Presents the 4th Annual Gary Garrison Playwriting Festival at Beaumont Community Players Studio Theatre – Beaumont, Texas USA
2016 – Short+Sweet South India Top 30 – Chennai India
2015 – Short Listed – Pint Sized Play Festival – Tenby Wales, UK